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Bro your nipples are looking tantalizingly erect this morning

“Eager or quick to argue, quarrel, or fight”
Evokes pugs

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I just remembered when an author described a woman’s breasts as pugnacious

Are there uwu soff boi doms?
ajdjkfgjshdl im gonna plow u 😈

When a uwu soff boi writes you a letter that’s a sub missive

me challenging my bro to play lego star wars without sucking me off

Personally I love being driven mad by the forbidden truths of the universe

Nathan “gosh I wish you’d stop saying slit” Yaffe

they're called JK flip-flops cuz they're like "I'm 0, JK I'm 1! JK I'm 0! JK I—"

I wonder how the 4chan guy who got a boner cuz a tall guy called him a silly little boy is doing now

(minecraft grass breaking sounds emanating from bathroom)
sorry I'm manscaping in here
(minecraft grass breaking sounds continue)

Me to my cat: are you my sweet girl? Are you daddy’s sweet girl?
Also me to my cat: don’t look at me you little shifty eyed devil

The sci-fi author urge to invent a race of fursonas

(minecraft grass breaking sounds emanating from bathroom)
sorry I'm manscaping in here
(minecraft grass breaking sounds continue)

I love living in the modern day which is also the stupid and unfathomable future

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