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I cut 4 inches off my hair and do my taxes early, fuck off

Betrayed by the ice at the bottom of the glass again… my hubris…

If I was a tiny pathetic gnat that valued its own life, I would not fly around in the face of a creature a million times bigger than me

yelling 

TICKET PAYS FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEDGE

commission idea:

human or anthro sitting in a large werewolf's lap in front of a laptop and the werewolf is watching as the smaller one is typing. the image is labeled "pair programming"

Let me not mar that Tiger Dream
By an Auroral stain
But so adjust my daily Night
That Tony comes again

Good night, sleep tight, see you in the morning light
Moonbeam, star gleam, have a Tony Tiger dream

“Alright team, which way to the egg?”
~~o o~~ o~~ o~~ o~~
“Bruh this is a femboy fox”

But other than that, this is how he wants to live!
*Dakota dragging his entire ass on the ground*

@digiyote okay what the hell this song has been stuck in my head for about an hour

We didn’t even get to cook and eat its carcass because we were too busy making coffins. Its skeleton will go in a museum

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Aren’t you tired of being
awake
Don’t you just want to go
to bed

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(orc noises)