“Serving size: 1/3 of the pizza”
Haha nah

@faho regrettably I’ve worked a lot with a system where identifiers are kinda like this

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I'm sorry I cannot take IPFS seriously until they start calling their addresses Globally Uniform Resource Locators, or

GURLs

Say a prayer for my cat Bobby please, she’s recovering from having a whole ass piece of bone removed and is confined to the bathroom to rest

@serioussalad no I mustn’t, no meta discourse for me today, thanks

I remember who it was but I’m not gonna put them on blast like that

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I had a dream someone on here criticized my bedroom decor and I woke up distraught

A thing I love about acrylic is you can just paint over it when you fuck up. I’ve done it 3 times on this damn ocean

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I would go to church again if God would just strike Musk with lightning

No shade on the actor, but book Beorn is just a lot hotter. I’m not sure what they were going for with his hair but… nah. And pants? Beorn doesn’t wear pants, he wears a tunic. Bare bear balls

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@Griff Beorn harvesting honey from his hives, Beorn spinning yarn from his sheep’s wool, Beorn massacring an army of goblins in bear-form, Beorn fixing a leak in his thatched roof before a storm…

Now I just want a “Little House on the Prairie” type series but about Beorn from The Hobbit

The Hobbit, Food 

@Griff one of, if not my most, favorite chapters. The description of his “bee pastures” as Gandalf calls them with all the wildflowers is just delightful

Basically Beorn invented cottagecore

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The Hobbit, Food 

Dipped into The Hobbit again recently.

Why yes, I *do* particularly enjoy the chapter in Beorn's house.

Why yes, I *did* just make myself some bread and honey.

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(orc noises)