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The game starts in a grassy field with nowhere to hide, but after several deaths you can make it to some ancient ruins where you escape Ganon for a while, but he’s always waiting for you when you emerge. This is basically the entire game: running, finding temporary refuge, dying gruesomely, rinse and repeat. There are no other characters or enemies, just the omnipresent threat of Ganondorf. You can find items that allow you to survive a little longer against him, and weapons to fight back.

I had a dream last night about a fucked up new Zelda game where Link is alone in a deserted land with Ganondorf. You start off with absolutely nothing and Ganny is way stronger than you, so he kills Link instantly with his sword. The game is also first person so you get to see what being stabbed through the chest looks and sounds like. Your only option is to run and travel as far as you can before he inevitably catches and kills you. Then you respawn where you last died.

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