Compass that points to the nearest big dick

@digiyote I can't seem to get mine to work, it starts spinning like crazy as soon as I get anywhere near it??

@zenhob that’s probably because I put 0 thought into how it should work. Does it consider distance, THEN size, or vice-versa? Is a nearby dick more valuable than a farther away, bigger dick? What contributes to dick bigness? Length? Girth? Surface area? Volume? What about flaccid vs. erect size? The list goes on

@zenhob but hey at least I’ve got 10 billion dollars in VC money to spend on not figuring it out

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