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yeah I'm chaste. chasteing after that dick!!!!!

I'm probably violating the space geneva conventions by targeting the ships' life support systems then mind controlling the crew so they can't repair them

I don't wanna go to work today boost if you agree

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I hate my large pan that deforms suddenly in the oven and makes a loud noise and scares the shit out of me every time

I WILL finish my spooky icon before the end of the month

I think Chewbacca is always wearing a jockstrap you just can't see it under his fur

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