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I’m not even a gamer. Lord knows why I thought I needed a 2080 when I built my first rig, but I won’t be able to get anything else for the foreseeable future

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Programmers are always saying things like concept, interface, object, singleton. These are words programmers say.

Being asked to CW your posts is like being muzzled (it’s kinda hot)

I write a post on mastodon.com. The CW says “misinfo”, but it’s not. The year is 1984.

jeans with the ankles joined are topologically identical to jeans without the ankles joined

A shirt that says “excuse me, my feet are down here ⬇️”

Oh haha whoops I accidentally achieved nirvana. That’s not fair, let me reset and try again. Oh dang haha you’re not gonna believe this

So excited to finally build my pc!
Actually doing it: this fucking sucks

Bottoms be like check this out (ties a cherry stem into a knot with their b-hole)

Bottoms be like check this out (ties a cherry stem into a knot with their b-hole)

(All of Drawfee crew chanting, increasing in volume) I wanna go to hell! I wanna go to hell! I wanna go to hell!

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(orc noises)