digiyote, digital yotie @digiyote@orctavern.pub
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- You may call me
- dude
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I dabble in tons of stuff, most notably electronics, digital art, and film photography, and ain't particularly good at any one thing. You could say I'm a hobby hoarder, and I'm always looking for more. Here's where I say to follow if any of that interests you, but in reality you'll just get shitposts.
Stats:
‣ Unflappably cool and chill
‣ Software dev by day
‣ Chief barkeep of The Orc Tavern by night
‣ Bona fide gay homosexual
🔞 Occasionally NSFW 🔞
Joined May 2021
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Coyotes come in 3 varieties:
• Sleek, svelte and runway ready
• Dog
• Scrungly bastard fucker
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Little known fact, you must be your fursonas’ first meal when they enter the world, like a mother spider sacrificing herself to feed her spiderlings
It’s bedtime gamers
“We installed an update and [app] stopped working!”
“That installed weeks before you reported this.”
“Well we might have also changed a bunch of settings…”
Today was just exhausting. I’m pooped. Spent all afternoon on a call, digging around in a customer’s database like a little burrowing creature
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Folks 👏 I did it
It took 4 months with many trials and triumphs, but I did it
I knit my first sweater 😍
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Pattern is Surf Stripes Raglan by Christine Lorin
Yarn is Knit Picks Wool of the Andes in Green Tea, Brass, Persimmon, and Rooibos
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#knitting #KnittersOfMastodon #MenWhoKnit @fiberarts #FiberArt
Pumpkin never greets me when I get home from school anymore because he’s too busy getting railed by my dad 😢
Dad: I don’t want a catboy
Dad and our catboy: [censored]
Tfw u discover the true meaning of sex and your penis grows 2 sizes that day
Fried spam, rice, seaweed, and sauce has no business being that good
One 3.5 hour meeting later…
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Me, walking across a giant bear: Ah, this is my bear to cross
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It’s the thighs of the tiger
It’s a hunky delight
Striped and thick, strike the spark of my desire
And I sleep just to dream about those tree trunks at night
Crush my skull if you want with the thighs,
Of the tiger
It’s fucking Monday
It’s the thighs of the tiger
It’s a hunky delight
Striped and thick, strike the spark of my desire
And I sleep just to dream about those tree trunks at night
Crush my skull if you want with the thighs,
Of the tiger
From a story perspective, it doesn’t even matter what the threat is. In fact it’s better if it’s never revealed because it won’t live up to the fear instilled by the warning signs, if you do it right. Don’t show the monster and all that.
Honestly I love love LOVE the concept of an ancient danger and ominous warning signs that are no longer understood
Pay no attention to the cats that change color near the blighted area where nothing grows, they just do that for fun
- Pronouns
- he/they
- You may call me
- dude
Admin
I dabble in tons of stuff, most notably electronics, digital art, and film photography, and ain't particularly good at any one thing. You could say I'm a hobby hoarder, and I'm always looking for more. Here's where I say to follow if any of that interests you, but in reality you'll just get shitposts.
Stats:
‣ Unflappably cool and chill
‣ Software dev by day
‣ Chief barkeep of The Orc Tavern by night
‣ Bona fide gay homosexual
🔞 Occasionally NSFW 🔞
Joined May 2021
