*stumbles back to shuttle with arrow in eye* So that didn’t go great

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I’m Speaker to Animals and welcome to Jackass. *lands shuttle in a feudal warlord’s fortress*

Snow falls. Why worry where it goes. M'aiq thinks the snowflakes are pretty.

Consider: the famous Witcher Geralt in the tub pic but it’s Tony Tiger in a bowl of cereal

Tony the Tiger allegedly does all sports, but does he do Turkish oil wrestling?

alcohol 

I poured myself a bit too much wine

Werewolves? Where? Wolves? Men that are wolves? Many wolves. Everywhere. Many men. That is enough for M'aiq.

Me yelling "Hey!" at the cat when she's clawing the carpet and then yelling "Hey!!!" louder when she claws it harder while looking at me

Terrifying apex predator! 

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